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Woody Allen Quotes
You mellow too much you ripen and rot.
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Woody Allen
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
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Woody Allen
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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Woody Allen
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
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Woody Allen
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
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Woody Allen
Where am I, anyhow? I mean, what happened to everybody?
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Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
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Woody Allen
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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Woody Allen
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
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Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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Woody Allen
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