Yogi Berra Quotes

Yoo-Hoo, I hope, will be my life. - Yogi Berra

Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair. - Yogi Berra

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight. - Yogi Berra

Yogi met George Bush during an election campaign. Bush said Texas was important. Yogi said Texas has a lot of electrical votes. - Yogi Berra

Why wouldn't I root for the Mets? ... I want them to win the same way I want the Yankees to win. I want them to play each other [in the World Series], just like the old days when we played the Dodgers every year. Anyone who lives around here should want that. - Yogi Berra

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel. - Yogi Berra

When you come to the fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

When watching a Steve McQueen movie on TV: "He must have made that before he died. - Yogi Berra

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