Zoidberg Quotes

I finally learned what it's like to be a grandmother; subjugated, yet honored. - Zoidberg

I am Zoidberg, home owner! - Zoidberg

Hmm, this love intrigues me. Teach me to fake it! - Zoidberg

Friends, a guinea pig tricked me! - Zoidberg

Finally! I look as pretty as I feel! - Zoidberg

Did you see me escape I was like whoop whoop whoop whoop! - Zoidberg

And why did I have to take a cab? - Zoidberg

Ain't Got no cash, Ain't got no style, Ladies vomit when I smile, but does Zoidberg worry? - Zoidberg

A buffet.... oh if only I'd brought my wallet with me. - Zoidberg

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