Dave Barry Quotes
The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch. 
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One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet.
- Dave Barry
