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The only reason I still have a land line is so that I can call my cell and find out where I left it.

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Just because I'm nice to you doesn't mean I have a crush on you. - Unknown

I don't want you to turn the other cheek, it's just as ugly. - Unknown

Dont really look back at my ex's. Some things just look better in the trash. - Unknown