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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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The story of his life, the inexhaustible, the fairy, the Arabian Nights story.
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Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. By Order of the Author.
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