Karl Pilkington Quotes

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

- Karl Pilkington

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I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed. - Karl Pilkington

I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time; there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs. - Karl Pilkington

To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it? - Karl Pilkington