Dave Barry Quotes

While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our "CONFIG.SYS" settings.

- Dave Barry

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We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it. - Dave Barry

I gotta tell you... It's pretty crazy when you think about taking whatever's on the other end of that line and bringing it in here. - Dave Barry

And, I think it says something about Steve as a performer, and as a man, that no one noticed. - Dave Barry