Martin Lawrence Quotes

White parents use time out. My mom used a different type of time out. She'd be like, 'There...take time out to pick up your teeth.'

- Martin Lawrence

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I dont really judge. To each his own. You like what you like. If you want someone whos big-boned and you like that, aint nothing wrong with having a little extra meat on there. If you like them thin-boned, then thats okay too. - Martin Lawrence