Roseanne Quotes

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

- Roseanne

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I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. [On her ex-husband Tom Arnold] - Roseanne

There isn't any 'New Man.' The New Man is the old man, only he whines more. - Roseanne