Chris Rock Quotes

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

- Chris Rock

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Funny Marriage | Being Single | Single Life | Loneliness | Being Lonely |

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Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystander . - Chris Rock

I changed it just enough so I couldn't get sued. - Chris Rock

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. - Chris Rock