Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

- Jeff Foxworthy

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Nothing in life prepares you to be famous. - Jeff Foxworthy

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty. - Jeff Foxworthy