Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
You may be a redneck if...your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. 
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You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!
- Jeff Foxworthy
