Fred Willard Quotes

You think you want to be famous. Then you see twenty or thirty people with cameras running after somebody coming out of a restaurant. And you say, That might be fun for a night. The idea is to be just famous enough that when you walk into a restaurant, the maitred' says, Oh, I have a nice table.

- Fred Willard

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