Carlos Mencia Quotes

You want to know the joke he thinks is stolen from him? It's a Taco Bell joke.

- Carlos Mencia

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You're Hispanic. You speak Spanish. You're doing ethnic jokes. Taco Bell is one of your first targets. - Carlos Mencia

I am a product. . . . I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting. - Carlos Mencia

Going there is paying your dues. You always have to pay your dues. . . . You've just got to do it. Maybe I come from a working family. Maybe it's the voice of my mom saying, 'You've always got to be nice to people.' I look at it as saying it's going to be fun. Those people are going to be really, really happy. - Carlos Mencia