Eddie Izzard Quotes

You're going to eat that later? You're going to take it home?

- Eddie Izzard

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I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can. - Eddie Izzard

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan. - Eddie Izzard

And you dou't get the normal perks of a normal job, like people who work in an office; they have other people there, you can flirt, you know? You go, Hey! Oh, you're new here, areu't you? How are you getting on? Do you want a coffee? I was gonna go get a coffee- I can get you a coffe You know, I like my coffee like I like my women- in a plastic cups

Beekeepers cau't do that! 2,000 bee (buzzing sounds)

(scared) Huhs

Theu're always just behind yo or in front. If beekeepers get together, and go in a sort of general outing, and theu're in a van with a lot of bees following, Faster! Faster! (buzzing sounds) Faster! Put yo. - Eddie Izzard