Erma Bombeck Quotes

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

- Erma Bombeck

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Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip. - Erma Bombeck

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. - Erma Bombeck