Joan Rivers Quotes
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. 
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I am going into alligator alley.
- Joan Rivers
Whenever there's a new baby in my family, even if I don't know who the father is, I display pictures of it. But only one or two per child. No one wants to see 37 pictures of your grandchild - which is also why you must never carry more than one picture of each grandchild in your wallet.
- Joan Rivers