Mitch Hedberg Quotes

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

- Mitch Hedberg

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. - Mitch Hedberg

I mumble a lot off-stage, I'm a mumbler. If I'm walking with a friend and I say something, he won't hear me, he'll say 'What?'. So I'll say it again, but once again he doesn't hear me, so he says 'What?'. But really it's just some insignificant sh*t that I'm saying, but now I'm yelling, 'That tree is far away.' - Mitch Hedberg