Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.

- Mitch Hedberg

Tags

People |

comments powered by Disqus

Random

You can't please all the people all the time, and last night all those people were at my show. - Mitch Hedberg

Kinko's is my favourite copy place cause it's open 24 hours, like if it's three in the morning, and I suddenly decide I need two of something, I'm covered. - Mitch Hedberg