Mitch Hedberg Quotes
I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once. 
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Hold | Microphone | Cord | Pinch | Hear |
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My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause.
- Mitch Hedberg
