Kathy Griffin Quotes

I tell you right now, hands on the Bible, on my dog's life...I will NEVER remarry. I might eventually date, maybe even a few times, but I will not walk down any aisle that doesn't have cereal or bread on the shelves.

- Kathy Griffin

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