Dave Barry Quotes

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

- Dave Barry

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. - Dave Barry

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