Karl Pilkington Quotes

I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.

- Karl Pilkington

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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time; there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs. - Karl Pilkington

They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time? - Karl Pilkington

I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything. - Karl Pilkington