Imperial Commander: My god man! Do they want tea?
Imperial Soldier: No, I think they want something more then that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they brought a flag. Find more eddie izzard Quotes, Quotations and Sayings here, read comments, submit your own quotes!' />

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Imperial Soldier: Oh... I... Oh.
Imperial Commander: What is it lieutenant Sebastian?
Imperial Soldier: Its the rebels, sir... they're here.
Imperial Commander: My god man! Do they want tea?
Imperial Soldier: No, I think they want something more then that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they brought a flag.

- Eddie Izzard

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I use a Bruce Lee technique: 'The way of no way.' He had the idea that he would learn everything, so that whoever he had to fight, he could improvise anything. The best way of starting a gig is just to not think of anything - to clear your mind, not in an empty Zen state, but more just to go on and see where you go. - Eddie Izzard