Dave Barry Quotes

And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)

- Dave Barry

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Computers | Smarter | Time | Scientists | Talk |

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