Dave Barry Quotes

[Dave Barry, who wrote jokes for Martin's Oscar-hosting gig two years ago, mentioned that he performed his Academy Awards monologue with his fly open.] And... I think it says something about Steve as a performer, and as a man, that no one noticed.

- Dave Barry

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