Dwight Schrute Quotes
My feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man. 
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Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.
- Dwight Schrute
When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
- Dwight Schrute