Quentin Crisp Quotes

Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.

- Quentin Crisp

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Keeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later when I lived alone that I realized how much cheaper it was to drag the Joneses down to my level. - Quentin Crisp

It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This is untrue. Any partnership demands that we give and give and give and at the last, as we flop into our graves exhausted, we are told that we didn't give enough. - Quentin Crisp

This school was on top of a hill so that God could see everything that went on. It looked like a cross between a prison and a church and it was. - Quentin Crisp