Erma Bombeck Quotes

As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.

- Erma Bombeck

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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck

Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old. - Erma Bombeck

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck