Tim Vine Quotes

People think that because of my act that I must have a really busy mind and I must be driven. I really am not. I quite like going outside and looking at spiders on a hedge in my garden and stuff.

- Tim Vine

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People | Busy | Mind | Driven | Spiders |

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