Mitch Hedberg Quotes

Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000 pieces of noodles.

- Mitch Hedberg

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Spaghetti | Matter | Hungry | Pieces | Noodles |

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