50 Year Old Birthday Quotes

You're not 50, you're 25 x 2! You've got twice the experience you had at 25 but with the same feeling. - Unknown

You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards. - Unknown

There are numerous advantages in being fifty, ask any eighty year old. - Unknown

Remember how excited you are when you turn 5 years old. You should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! - Unknown

Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than you expected. - Unknown

Looking fifty is greatif youre sixty. - Unknown

In your 50's, time becomes precious and must not be wasted, every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. - Unknown

Im not 50 Im 49.95 plus tax. - Unknown

I have everything now I had twenty years ago except now its all lower. - Unknown

I cant believe youre 50; 49 maybe, but never 50! - Unknown