Appendix Quotes

If a man needs his appendix taken out, his gallbladder treated and some brain surgery as well, I don't think too many doctors would do the jobs simultaneously. - Bob Lavner

Idleness is an appendix to nobility. - Robert Burton

I wish I could see it. I think last year, if he hadn't gotten sick with his appendix, he might have gotten a shot last year. But he's a big-leaguer. - Dave Clark

I have noticed that doctors who fail in the practice of medicine have a tendency to seek one another's company and aid in consultation. A doctor who cannot take out your appendix properly will recommend you to a doctor who will be unable to remove your tonsils with success. - Ernest Hemingway

I diagnosed my husband's recent appendix attack. At first, he didn't believe me. - Maura Tierny

I could never understand why anybody would take LSD for recreation. It's like, I think I'm going to take out my appendix. That would be nice this weekend. - Larry Hagman

I am not religious. I do not believe that personhood is conferred upon conception. But I also do not believe that a human embryo is the moral equivalent of a hangnail and deserves no more respect than an appendix. - Charles Krauthammer

[The social worker began to read from the appendix and at that point Wanda realized what had happened.] I said I copied this word for word from this book, ... For the first second I was really upset. But then I realized that it was something that I could clear up so easily. - Wanda Young