Benchley Quotes

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. - Robert Benchley

A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated. - Robert Benchley

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley