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Dangerfield Quotes
They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another.
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Rodney Dangerfield
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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Rodney Dangerfield
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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Rodney Dangerfield
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control.
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Rodney Dangerfield
One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
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Rodney Dangerfield
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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Rodney Dangerfield
Now I look like Rodney Dangerfield. He wasn't too bad looking when he was younger.
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Bill Peterson
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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Rodney Dangerfield
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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Rodney Dangerfield
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