Drunk Quotes

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you. - Ray Bradbury

You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor. - Unknown

You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your mirror. - Unknown

You hit a gate less than one every second, so it's risky, you know. You're putting your life at risk there. It's like driving drunk, only there's no rules about it in ski racing. - Bode Miller

You have played enough; you have eaten and drunk enough. Now it is time for you to depart. - Horace

You got drunk and fell down. I wish I could be like you. - The Clash

YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK AND THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GIRLS BATHROOM TO PISS AND WENT HER CLOSET AND PISSED ON HER SHOES!! 2 Nov. - Mike Epps

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor. - Gina Gershon

You don't have people sitting on a jury who are going out and shooting people. But you do have people who sit on the jury who have driven drunk. - Attorney Dave Stengel

You could tell he was just way too drunk! By the time the light turned green he hits the gas and he spins out and he takes out a sign and he comes all the way back across the median on to the other side of the road. - Jack Kemp