Fart Quotes

Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I'd never used it. I'm 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s. - Ben Elton

Yeah, players are hitting the ball farther. Football players are a lot bigger, too. NBA players are taller than ever. Did they make the football fields bigger or have they raised the rim? - Mark O'Meara

Worldly wealth is the Devil's bait; and those whose minds feed upon riches recede, in general, from real happiness, in proportion as their stores increase, as the moon, when she is fullest, is farthest from the sun. - Robert Burton

Without a doubt it will get more intense. My goal is to move farther up the ladder. - Don Cox

With the Linux community, we are farther along. With BSD, we're still more feeling it out. - Mike Splain

With Roberts, there would be an extremely long-term [Supreme Court] anchor that would go at least as far, and maybe farther, to the right than Rehnquist. And that makes the O'Connor slot all the more important as a balance and swing vote. - Elliot Mincberg

With basketball, it depends on how far you advance in the tournaments. The farther you get, the more money that the school gets back. - Mike Lynch

With a Giant's Causeway, it makes you feel good. We don't want to reinforce the speed. He trains like a horse that wants to go farther. There are a lot of opportunities for horses when they develop. - John Shirreffs

Whoa! There's not as much ice here as I thought there was. I don't think we'll go any farther. - Doug Deming

While shooting in Mexico, all conversation was dominated by bowels. During filming, if you'll pardon the expression, you're frightened to fart. - Ian Holm