Onion Quotes

We've got one formula, and it doesn't matter if it's tomato or onion - it gets fed exactly the same thing. That was our big breakthrough. - Chester Bullock

We've always hoped that Page 2 would be a destination for people who wanted a good laugh and didn't take sports too seriously. Much of that was accomplished through parody, so it seemed natural that we'd be drawn to a product like the Onion. I think we've always had an admiration for what they do, and when we talked to the folks at the Onion, we found out that admiration was mutual. - Kevin Jackson

We're producing a movie now, 'The Onion' Movie, and it's very difficult for me to be on the set. If I'm not right in the trenches, it's very difficult for me to watch another director, because I'm not involved and it's not exciting. - David Zucker

We're hosting three authors from the University of Kentucky Press. We were really pleased they were able to pull these authors together for us, with a topic that has a lot of appeal to the public. - Matthew Onion

Well, yes and no. You have to eat a lot of broccoli and onions and drink a lot of tea, but you can. - Norman Hollenberg

We will require to export more onion to protect the farmers in the wake of high production and transport subsidy will go a big way in serving this purpose. - Alok Ranjan

We were going to do a love scene but he hadn't shaved and I'd eaten pickled onions. - Jim Davidson

We wanted to take it off the menu, but people come from far away just for the liver and onions. - Colleen Cleary

We try to give a taste of all different flavors. Because when you have a burrito, you don't want just meat -- you want onions and peppers too! - Henry Garza