Paper Quotes

You try to tell me anything about the newspaper business! Sir, I have been through it from Alpha to Omaha, and I tell you that the less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands. - Mark Twain

You try to make a guy stand in front of him to spy. And that looks good on paper. Yeah, right... That shadow stuff looks good on paper until the live action starts, then all of a sudden, what happened to our spy guy? He just missed him the last three times, and (Vick's) still running. ... The problem is when he starts running there aren't a lot of guys who are going to catch him. - Herm Edwards

You talk to the real cops and they say ninety percent of it is paperwork. - Joe Mantegna

You simply can't have 90 percent of email and phone and fax traffic coming into a newspaper ombudsman from just one ideological perspective. - David Brock

You should've seen the stacks of papers we had... We did research on everybody. I could tell you the kicker for every single school in Division I football now. - John Barker

You shouldn't presume that all quotes that are in a magazine or a newspaper are accurate. - Andrew Card

You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them more interesting. - Rose McCaulay

You see these things in the paper, but you never think it'll happen to you. - Cora Ramirez