Pretend Quotes

A good relationship means one where you feel comfortable enough to be yourself. You feel accepted, and dont feel like you have to pretend to be someone else. - Unknown

A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke. - Jack Handey

A friend of mine has a house with a basketball court and a pool. The guys go over and play basketball; I lie by the pool and nap in the sun. That defines me. That's consistent with who I am. I don't pretend to play basketball because I wanna feel like one of the guys. I wanna lie in the sun and relax. - Ryan Seacrest

A diva is someone who pretends to know who she is and looks fabulous doing it. - Jenifer Lewis

A bad man is worse when he pretends to be a saint. - Francis Bacon Sr.

[When asked why he appears to be less inhibited about showing his affection for Holmes in public than in his past relationships, Cruise tells] Access Hollywood ... I am so happy and I am not going to pretend or hide it or be shy. This woman is magnificent. - Billy Bush

[Pretending is indeed the Washington game. Pretend independence, for instance. Recall House Speaker Sam Rayburn's attributed standard greeting to new Democrat members of Congress, per:] Remember, to get along, go along. ... There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail. - Will Rogers

[Kasem is] a legend, a guy I used to listen to growing up. And not only listen to, but pretended to be. - Ryan Seacrest

[Imagine you're negotiating on someone else's behalf: It's hard for everyone to negotiate for themselves, but women especially so, Miller noted. So pretend you're representing a client's best interests.] If you do your homework you will know what is fair and reasonable to ask for... Don't settle for less. - Lee Miller