Strap Quotes
A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.
- Unknown
A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razor strap. A thin book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it. A large, flat atlas can be used to cover a window with a broken pane. And a thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat.
- Mark Twain
[That message apparently got through to Jermaine Williams, a fifth grader at Carmen Arace, where kids traipse through the halls with their heavy, magnesium-cased laptops and book bags strapped to luggage carts.] Sending a threatening e-mail is the same thing as threatening someone to their face... That's easy to understand.
- Jermaine Williams
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