Unknown Quotes

Jesus didn't meet his father until he died, so why are you all upset? - Unknown

You look like you exfoliate with hot skillets and gunpowder every morning. - Unknown

There's too many black people on my TV. I just hid my purse. - Unknown

'I Believe I Can Fly' #inappropriatesongsatAaliyahsfuneral. - Unknown

It's not over until Adele sings. - Unknown

Lil' Kim's mixtape is probably on a floppy disk. - Unknown

Either she's a makeup artist or a graphic designer because her skin is an illusion. - Unknown

My mom used to put five dollars under my pillow so I wouldn't cry when she went to the club. - Unknown

Every night, before I go to beat, I pray to God 'Please, take Rocsi & Terrence J before Betty White.' - Unknown

I remember when I read an article about an old woman who died the day before her 100th birthday. I laughed and sang 'Almost Doesn't Count.' - Unknown