Watterson Quotes

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. - Bill Watterson

We always hope to put together a pretty good season, but I think for us our primary goal is to try to beat Watterson. It doesn't really matter if we win the state championship if we don't beat Watterson. That's kind of the way it's become. - Bob Jacoby

We all want to go to heaven, but nobody wants to do what it takes to get there. - Bill Watterson

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled. - Bill Watterson

True, comics are a popular art, and yes, I believe their primary obligation is to entertain, but comics can go beyond that, and when they do, they move from silliness to significance. - Bill Watterson

To make a business decision, you don't need much philosophy; all you need is greed, and maybe a little knowledge of how the game works. - Bill Watterson

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible. - Bill Watterson

This is a great decision. It reaffirmed very important, straightforward First Amendment principles. - Kim Watterson

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend. - Bill Watterson

They can't chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can't contain it! Laws can't restrain it! Authority has no power over it! - Bill Watterson