Witty Facebook Status Quotes

What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat. - Unknown

What's better Google or Yahoo???? Wait I'll google it !!! - Unknown

WELCOME TO FACEBOOK; The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are perfect, affairs are started, & liars believe they are telling the truth. Your enemies visit your profile the most, yet your friends & family block you, & even though you write what you are really thinking, someone always takes it the wrong way, & people think your status is about them. - Unknown

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. - Unknown

Walmart: Let's buy 30 cash registers...and only keep two open! - Unknown

Unless your name is GOOGLE...stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING... - Unknown

Try to say the letter 'M' without your lips touching. - Unknown

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. - Unknown

Those who overuse the words Swag or Yolo need some serious counseling. - Unknown