Ambulance Quotes

You've got to strive to collect ambulance fees. - Nick Surratt

You know, a lot of people say they didn't want to die until the Red Sox won the World Series. Well, there could be a lot of busy ambulances tomorrow. - Johnny Damon

You get a call and it's your daughter-in-law crying saying she's giving him CPR and trying to keep him going. I guess it took awhile for the paramedics to get there. He had a slight pulse when they took him and he passed away in the ambulance while they took him to the hospital. - Jeff Collier

With the ambulance business, you don't advertise to get new business. You don't want to convince somebody today's a good day to take an ambulance ride. Any geographical area is finite. You can't grow through marketing. - Jon Howell

Whose ambulance is stuck on park? - Anne Robinson

Whether these suits have any validity is another question, but I think you're going to see more of them. I've seen ads saying, 'If you've been a customer of XYZ firm and lost money, you'll be able to recover it.' You'll see a lot of ambulance-chasing lawyers trying to feed off of this. - Burt Greenwald

When you put someone who weighs 700 pounds on that narrow gurney, it can be awkward. Not only does this person not fit, there's a chance he or she could fall. Our job is to get that patient to where they need to be safely and in a dignified manner. Traditional ambulances can't do that. - Roy Carroll

When we got down from the ambulances there were sharp cracks about us as bursts of shrapnel splashed down upon the Town Hall square. Dead soldiers lay outside and I glanced at them coldly. We were in search of the living. - Philip Gibbs

When the ambulance got there, they had my granddaughter hold my daughter-in-law's legs. She's seen stuff she's never seen before. I think my son and granddaughter were more shaken up than my daughter-in-law. They were all great. - Kay Tiemeyer