Armpits Quotes
When youre up to your armpits in alligators, its hard to remember to drain the swamp.
- Ronald Reagan

[Glammy deodorant -- now that's funny. So says Chris White, a professional comedian and (like most stand-ups) a sweat expert.] You shouldn't put anything expensive on your armpits -- it's one of the least savory parts, ... It's just something you don't do -- like putting a sweater on a dog.
- Chris White

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