Astronaut Quotes

Yo, I'm a hot and bothered astronaut crashing while jacking off to buffering vids of Asher Roth eating apple sauce. - Earl Sweatshirt

Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But if that was true, then a proctologist would be an astronaut. - Robert Schimmel

While this was not the film Dave was going to make...we'd talked about if for so long, that it was unfinished business... But it really tells what it's like. You're seeing a film from the astronaut's point of view. - Doug Brown

While I'm not a celebrity, it's such a weird concept that society has cooked up for us. Astronauts and teachers are much more amazing than actors. - Joseph Gordon-Levitt

When I was nine, I wanted to be an astronaut but at that time there weren't any Canadian astronauts. You had to be American or Soviet. So many things will be possible in your lifetimes. - Chris Hadfield

When I ski a downhill race, I feel more like an astronaut than an athlete. One wrong move, and I'm toast. - Bode Miller

When [U. S. astronaut ] Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, nobody stopped to count how much each step cost. Nobody complained about what little steps he was taking. - Raul Ross

What if we do go to some other planet, discover it has life, and then not be able to get the baby snakes, or whatever they are, deathworms probably, out of the capsule, and then rather than sacrificing themselves and not coming back, the astronauts bring back the ultimate in irritating apartment pests. In 2106, people will be complaining about having deathworms in their bread. - James Earl Jones