Attell Quotes

You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike. - Dave Attell

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people he cops. But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school! - Dave Attell

When we see a remarkable new company that redefines the technology industry, we either fear it because of all the things it might do or we expect more from it than it can possibly deliver. - John Battelle

When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me. - Dave Attell

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish, ... You know what you should do? Combine them ... eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

We're looking at doing that, continuing with Battelle in all five areas so we would have science, social studies and writing information also. In order to do that, we needed to change from the Iowa Achievement Test to the Terra Nova, because of the test pool and the large push from Battelle to only support that one test. - Debora Binkley

There's been too many of these lately. - John Battelle

There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse); this is a very good party town, a good drinking place. I definitely would like to come back and check it out further. Do some more research, as I call it. - Dave Attell

The overall thing is we wanted to bring acts that appeal to a college crowd. Dave Attell just got off the 'Insomniac' comedy tour and had a TV special last Sunday, so it's very timely. He's just really funny and a lot of college kids like him. - Laura Garrison

The only thing Google has failed to do, so far, is fail. - John Battelle