Being Drunk Quotes

You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your mirror. - Unknown

Weekend Advice: Some of lifes best lessons are learned while watching your drunk friends. - Unknown

Vigorous activity works up a sweat, which worsens dehydration n and being drunk often relaxes inhibition to the point where people behave in ways they otherwise wouldn't. - Jeff Wiese

The awful feeling waking up the next day after a night of drinking and having to read those texts you sent during the night. - Robert Boughter